Crooked Lease

Fake DatingComplete

"Couldn't sleep?" he asks, his voice softer than usual, lacking its usual quick-fire brightness.

You shake your head, pulling out a chunk of hard Parmesan and a cluster of deep purple wine grapes. "You?"

"Same." He leans against the counter, watching as you rummage for a knife and cutting board. "Mind if I…?"

You gesture vaguely. He finds a bottle of your Sangiovese, pours two glasses. The silence isn’t awkward, not anymore. It’s… companionable. You slice the Parmesan, the sharp scent mingling with the fruit.

"Here," you say, pushing a small plate towards him, a slice of cheese and a few grapes. "Real food. Not… foam."

He chuckles, a low, genuine sound. "Hey, my foam is award-winning foam." He pops a grape into his mouth, chews thoughtfully. "But this… this is good. Solid." He takes a sip of wine, nods appreciatively. "Your Sangiovese? It’s excellent. Balanced."

You grunt, but it’s a pleased sound. You cut another slice of cheese. "The ’19 vintage. Good year. Dry spring, hot summer."

He watches you, a small smile playing on his lips. "You light up when you talk about it, you know. The vineyard. The wine."

You look down at the cutting board, a grape skin staining the wood. "It’s my life."

"I know," he says quietly. "It’s… admirable. The dedication." He swirls the wine in his glass. "My nonno had a little vegetable patch behind his house in Naples. Nothing like this, just a few rows. But he tended it like it was the Hanging Gardens. I understand that… rootedness."

You look at him, really look. Past the TV smile, the quick wit. There’s a depth there you hadn’t noticed, or perhaps hadn’t wanted to. "You miss it? Italy?"

"Sometimes," he admits. "The noise, the chaos, the food… it’s in my blood. But here… there’s space. Opportunity." He meets your gaze. "New things to discover."

There’s a weight to his words, something that makes your breath catch slightly. You clear your throat, reaching for a pad of paper and a pen stuck to the fridge. "Speaking of discoveries… Yvonne mentioned you liked the Schiacciata all’uva my nonna used to make. Grape focaccia. I was thinking of trying a batch tomorrow. For the staff."

His eyes light up, genuine interest replacing the fatigue. "Really? I’d love to see that. Your nonna’s recipe?"

"More or less," you say, scribbling down a few ingredients. "She never wrote it down properly. Just… knew." You write: *Flour (00?), olive oil, sugar, yeast, rosemary, grapes (wine, seedless?), salt…*

Tito moves closer, peering over your shoulder. His scent, still citrus and herbs, is fainter now, mixed with the wine and the cheese. "You need a wetter dough than you think for focaccia," he says, his finger tracing a line under your list. "And don’t skimp on the olive oil. Good stuff."

You nod, adding a note: *More oil. Let dough hydrate.* "The grapes… she always used the small, sweet ones. But I was thinking of trying some of our own. The Sangiovese grapes, maybe. More tart."

"Could be interesting," he muses. "A savory note against the sweet dough. Balance." His shoulder is almost touching yours. You don’t move away. "You’ll have to teach me. I’m good with flames and reductions, but baking… it’s a different alchemy."

"Patience," you say, your voice a low rumble. "It’s about patience. And good ingredients."

He looks at you, a small, real smile on his face. "Isn’t everything?"

A few nights later, after another successful, if draining, event, you find yourself walking. The main house is quiet, Yvonne asleep. The moon is high and full, casting the vineyard in silver and deep shadow. The air is cool, smelling of damp earth and the faint, sweet tang of ripe grapes. You need the quiet, the familiar feel of the land under your boots.

You’re halfway down row seven, the Tempranillo vines, when you hear soft footsteps behind you. You know it’s him without turning. He falls into step beside you, not speaking, just… walking. The silence stretches, comfortable, filled with the rustle of leaves and the distant call of a night bird.

"Couldn't sleep again?" you finally ask, your voice barely a murmur in the vast quiet.

"No," he says. "Just… needed some air. It’s beautiful out here at night. Peaceful."

You nod. "It’s when the vines talk. If you listen."

He glances at you, a curious smile. "What do they say?"

"Depends," you say, stopping beside a particularly old vine, its trunk thick and gnarled. You run a calloused hand over its bark. "This one… it’s seen a lot. Droughts, floods, generations. It says… patience. Endurance." You look at him. "What does your kitchen say?"

He laughs softly. "Mostly, 'clean me'." He sobers. "But sometimes… when the chaos dies down, late at night… it says, 'create'. 'Feed'." He looks out over the moonlit rows. "It’s a different kind of legacy, I suppose."

"Important, though," you find yourself saying. "Food. Connection. You bring people together." The words feel strange, sincere in a way your practiced lines never do.

He turns to you, the moonlight catching the planes of his face, his eyes dark and surprisingly serious. "So do you, Rico. This place… this wine… it’s connection too. To the land. To family. To… possibility."

He’s closer than you realized. The air between you feels charged, thick with something unspoken. His hand lifts, almost of its own accord, and his fingers brush lightly against your jaw, a feather-light touch that sends a jolt through you, warmer than any staged PDA.

"Rico," he breathes, your name a question on his lips.

You don’t think. Your hand covers his, pressing it against your skin. You lean in. The kiss is soft, tentative at first, a whisper of warmth against the cool night. Then it deepens, his other hand coming up to cradle your face, your free arm pulling him closer. He tastes of the mint tea he’d had earlier, and something else, something uniquely him. It’s not like the staged kisses for the cameras. This is real. Raw. A little clumsy, even. But it ignites something low in your belly, a slow, spreading heat.

When you finally break apart, you’re both breathing a little harder. The moonlight paints his features in stark relief, his eyes wide, searching yours. The performative charm is gone, stripped away, leaving only Tito – earnest, vulnerable.

"Rico, I…" he starts, his voice husky.

You stop him with another kiss, softer this time, lingering. Words feel dangerous. This… this feeling is too new, too fragile to dissect. You just hold him there, in the quiet, moonlit vineyard, the scent of earth and grapes and him filling your senses, the warmth of his body against yours a solid, undeniable truth. The recipe for the focaccia is still half-finished on the kitchen notepad, but something else, something far more complex, is just beginning to take shape.

The fragile peace shatters three days later. You’re in the fermentation shed, the comforting rhythm of punching down the cap of must momentarily soothing, when your phone buzzes. It’s Yvonne. Her voice is tight, clipped. "Rico. You need to see this. Now." She texts a link.

It’s a gossip site. Not the worst, but popular. The headline screams: "Fake Romance! Pesaresi-Cirelli Audio Leak EXPOSES PR Pact!" Your blood runs cold. There, embedded in the article, is a scratchy audio file. You recognize Tito’s voice, bright, quick, like a struck match, outlining the rules. Your own low rumble, confirming them. *‘Public Affection Level: High. Private: Strictly Professional.’* It’s damning.

You call Tito. He answers on the first ring, his voice uncharacteristically flat. "I’ve seen it. My publicist is already fielding calls." A pause. "They’re calling it a fraud, Rico. Saying we manipulated the public. That *I* manipulated the situation."

The familiar anger, the one that rose at the first scandal, surges. Not at Tito. At the violation. At the vultures circling again. "Where are you?" you ask, your voice rough.

"City. About to be swarmed, I imagine."

"Come here," you say, the words out before you fully process them. "To the vineyard. Now."

He arrives hours later, under the cover of dusk. He looks exhausted, the vibrant energy banked, replaced by a weary tension. You meet him in the quiet kitchen of the main house. The half-finished recipe for the grape focaccia is still on the notepad, a relic from a simpler, quieter moment.

He drops his bag by the door, running a hand through his hair. "Rico, I… I’m so sorry. This is my world, this circus. It followed me here. It’s my fault."

You shake your head, cutting him off. "No. We did this together. We knew the risks." You take a step closer. "The question is, what now? Do we deny it? Claim the audio is fabricated?"

He looks at you, his dark eyes searching yours. "They’ll never believe it. The audio is clear." He takes a breath. "My PR team thinks… they think we should lay low. Let it blow over. Say it was a misunderstanding, that feelings developed…"